The Russian minister of defense, who went missing yesterday evening, was spotted again in the company of his fellow cabinet members. This comes to the great relief of the international community after rumors spread about a possible sacking and imprisoning in the infamous Gulag-Camps in Siberia. Insiders in the Russian defense department actually confirmed that Mr. Shoigu took a short vacation on the recently annexed island of Crimea to spend some time training his newly acquired race horse “Manila”.
