[The Trojan Horse] Exclusive: Interview with President Donald Trump. Inside news from the White House

(ah) – The real Donald himself demanded an interview with us, and we have not been reluctant! I find myself in the White House and listen (carefully) to what the US government is discussing. They propose to support Germany (in what?). I see a lot of interaction in the committee, everyone is participating. It seems that not only the press is working hard. They catch me listening, bad luck.

ah: Concerning the recent events about the death of Cruz due to a leak in a cyber-security system, how can you assure the midterm elections are going to be secure?

dt: we still not have all the information of what happened in Cruz´s house, the information is not sophisticated, but the voting process is much simpler than the smart house system. We are sure that everything is controlled and we have no doubt that there won´t be a possibility to hack the system.

At this moment of the interview, Donald Trump begins to sing the hymn (confirmed, he knows the lyrics).

ah: what is your personal connection with cross family? Personal relation?

dt: Of course Cruz was a great friend, he was really supportive, it was a pleasure to work with him and I am very sorry for his loss, I send my condolences to his whole family.

I hope to find someone worthy to replace him and thus get Texas to remain republican.

We have sufficient resources to carry out the investigation of who is behind the murder. We have an action plan, we will find out and there will be serious consequences.

I also want to appoint the hostile behaviour the German Chancellor is having, I have always considered Germany to be a great ally. However, Germany without the United States is a much worse scenario than the United States without Germany. If she wants to continue deteriorating the relationship between the US and Germany, it’s up to her.