Category: The Trojan Horse

(br) – As an anonymous source reported to the newspaper, the German chancellor reacted to the tragedy in the most disrepectful way: “I dont care. Why should I care about the death of a senator? We have more urgent things to worry about than some member of a country who we are not even on good grounds with, dying in his home. Just issue the fact that “we are concerned” You know what that means”

How long will our country have to swallow the open disrespect of the Germans? When will our government finally impose sanctions on the the country that is once again an aggressors on the international level?

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(br) – President Trump finally puts Germans back in their place. In a recent article by our respectable newspaper, we quoted the German chancellor being extremely disrespectful to the president and openly mocking him for having his phone hacked by foreign spies. As a response President Trump published in a tweet, that such disrespectful behaviour by “our ‘allies’” will have consequences. He pointed out that, if this bullying continues, the US will consider automobile tariffs against European countries. In a following tweet he also warned the autocratic regimes in Russia and China that, if they act against US interest, they will receive a “swift response if necessary”.

(hh) – As we are following the crisis conference attentively we have to point out the Tops and Flops in our leaders clothing style. When we look at Angela Merkel we have to be honest and say we desperately miss the colorful pantsuits of hers. It seems she feels like changing to a more neutral color in order to be taken more seriously. But now she reminds us just to much of Helmut Kohl. We have to say this is a clear Flop as we cry after our beloved pink pantsuit.

If we look further we have to acknowledge the changes Vladimir Putin as come up with. We greatly appreciated his decision to show up WITH a shirt and also his new hairstyle is very much welcomed. A fairytale Top as some would say. We didn’t expect much but we were profoundly happy with this outcome.

(ah) – After the devastating news about the death of Ted Cruz, we cannot avoid making a tour about his success (or failure) in his career as a senator. Cruz was a very dear man, not only for the citizens of the state he represented, but also for Donald Trump. In fact, the house in which he died was a birthday present from the president of the United States.

As a senator, he always supported the president’s policy and sought to make the most benefit for his state, Texas.

Here is the thing, an investigation is taking place, until now, they had discovered a fail in the smart house. The arquitect in particular seems to come from a Russian company that works directly in the infrastructure of the Chinese government facilities.

The question is: for what purpose would you want to eliminate a US senator? The tension between the United States and Russia was already palpable on the international level. However, they always have to maintain a certain level of relationship and diplomacy, right?

Will it be to intervene in the midterm elections? Can the American government really ensure that these elections will not be hacked? Personally, I think you should not promise what cannot be achieved, Mr Trump.

(ah) – Last night a very interesting conversation took place. Jean-Claude Junker told us about several projects he had in mind and some anecdotes. He is a man with firm ideas and clear principles, besides having an absolute obsession with sheep. Sheep are great animals, I do not deny it (especially in front of him), but Junker seems to prefer sheep to humans. Surely a committee of sheep would make him tremendously happy “I can very well identify with sheep, they are pretty intelligent but you don’t notice”. He was actually planning in becoming a sheep and get lambs. Still don´t know how he is going to achieve it. Our conclusion is the discovery of a new disease, “sheephilie”. Let’s hope it is not contagious.