Category: The Trojan Horse

(hh) – Dear sisters and brothers, we are moving! The first international meeting happened and we are going to report exclusively for you. So the Russian Cabinet invited all Ministers of Foreign Affairs to join them in a meeting regarding the drone incident in Syria that killed three Russian Soldiers. Russia focused on being included in the new drone technology knowledge when Germany and the USA justified their bilateral trust bond while excluding the other represented members. The Russians were also quite pissed about not receiving any immediate international responses to their losses.

Well we have to give Russia some credit as they, next to China, seem to be the only ones interested in international cooperation regarding cyber security. After the others had left, Russia came up with a pretty good agreement and is now waiting to get positive responses. We highly appreciate their step towards a united direction and hope that the others will support them. #makeagreementsnotwar

(ah) – th: Good afternoon, concerning the topic of terrorism in America, what is your current vision?

dt: We continue to see the cruelty of terrorism, all because of Obama’s blame and his policy of “open America for the whole world”

Islamic terrorism is a huge issue, it threatens the security of the Americans. That’s why a wall is necessary, in order to protect our borders and that deaths like Ted Cruz’s does not happen again. Radical terrorism has killed Cruz. All this is the fault of the democrat party that has paralyzed the country.

th: Would the solution be to build a wall?

dt: Well, that’s what the press says. We are surrounded by false and influenced information, not even these newspapers tell the truth, they only manipulate and compromise national security with fake news. But everything is under control. Everyone loves me, I’m doing great, In my job I would give a ten plus plus.

th: What are you action plans from this point on?

dt: Well right now we have the greatest intelligence from Lincoln, this I cannot confirm but I know it. I’m going to use this intelligence to go after the bad guys and catch them, because we’re going to catch them and we’ll take actions against them.

th: Is there anything else you want to say?

dt: Make America great again!

(br) – 20 year old Austin native Harry P.* went to High school with the alleged killer of Ted Cruz Chris Johnson. The Trojan Horse managed to get an interview with this really intimate contact of the suspect. In the Interview he openly accused our Government of provoking terror attacks and called Ted Cruz a “radical in his own sense”.

TH: How did  you experience Chris Johnson in school, was he  a  vivid or  rather a quiet guy?

HP: I mean he was definitely more on the quiet side, but he had a lot of hobbies, he played basketball.  When you met him during basketball, he was really open and really friendly, but I never felt that he had any serious thoughts about politics or whatsoever.

TH: What did Chris like to do in his free time?

HP: As I said, he player basketball he also active in the youth union, doing hiking. We played some computer games together back in high school.

TH: When did you discover that your friend Chris was turning to radical Islam?

HP: I mean, I mostly heard about it from other friends, who talked about it, I never personally realized that he was radicalized in any sense.

TH: Did you ever think that your friend Chris would be able to commit such a horrible crime?

HP: No, definitely not. And I’m still not sure, whether there is some mix-up, I really can’t imagine this. But you know, people change.

TH: What did you personally think of the tragic murder of our beloved American hero Ted Cruz?

HP: I think it is very sad, of course it’s a terroristic act. But I think whoever did this, it was a reaction to the current government and I mean they kind of provoked it, in a sense.

TH: In which sense? Who provoked it?

HP: Yeah, I think the American government and Ted Cruz in particular. I think he was a radical in his own sense.

TH: Do you think  this could be a part of a greater conspiracy regarding the events in manila?  That your Friend worked for Facebook, and that a Facebook office was attacked?

HP: I still don’t know what my friend Chris actually did or didn’t do or whether there was a mix-up. And I really can’t draw a line between what he allegedly did or didn’t do and the events in Manila especially since I can’t really imagine him doing something like that.

TH: Thank you for your time.

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